The little one returns from a Birthday Party.
"Did you have fun, little one?"
"Amma, you know what I ate? I ate chicken!"
I can't resist teasing her a little.
"Really? Didn't it jump off your plate and go 'cluck cluck'??"
"No, Amma. This is not like the chicken in Old McDonald's farm. This is food chicken."
That was a good one. So I try pulling her leg a little more.
"So it really didn't bite you?"
"No, Amma. This is food chicken. It is brown. Inside that there's potatoes, and inside the potatoes there are vegetables. So it doesn't bite or make noises."
Never tease or try to mess with your kids. They are way smarter and can confuse the living daylights out of you.
And, NO! I am not trying to April fool anyone!